25 July 2009

This Month's Cover Story...

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  1. Broken ChalkJuly 25, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    They missed the opportunity to have the child dismounted, bike helmet in hand, pointing in horror at a large pile of steaming excrement whilst in the background a horrified mother runs forward, her hands raised in grotesque and over-exaggerated terror, her mouth open in a soundless scream of... oh, I do apologise; I've split Earl Grey all over myself in my sudden excitement...

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  2. Ross HorsleyJuly 25, 2009 at 8:14 PM

    Oh, how I wish -- wish -- that had been the cover!

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  3. RissaJuly 26, 2009 at 8:37 AM

    Oh my god I used to live in Chorley. I didn't think anyone else knew it existed. This is terrifying.

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  4. Ross HorsleyJuly 26, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    I grew up there, Rissa! I wonder if there's a support group we can join...

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  5. HarveyJuly 26, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    I browsed Chorley's site... it's got that "uptopia with a creepy secret"/"1984"/"Soylent Green" feel to it.

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  6. Liewe HexieJuly 29, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Chorley City Council: your rates money working really, really hard for you.

    Really.

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